... They don't understand the third law? Seriously? As in 'every action has an equal and opposite reaction'? How hard is it to understand that?

Oh.
I think that the whole thing with pole dancing and stripteases is that it's supposed to make someone aroused by the suggestion of sexuality. I, and from what I've read you, tend to miss suggestions, not just for sexuality but for many things. That, or it's some sort of Pavlovian reaction.

Well, that's a relief.
When did they hit you? Because I got them at about 16/17, and most people seem to get them earlier.